As the crow flies

fuckyeahforensics:

April 20, 1999.

givemeinternet:

This always cheers me up.

givemeinternet:

This always cheers me up.

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone
I didn’t like my name until you said it.
Unknown (via heroicheartbeat)

dennys:

Granted!

What will come out of the egg tomorrow?!?!